Surely, you have heard some rendition of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck” jokes. Along those same lines, I present, for your amusement: You might be a Calvinist if… …you send your mother tulips on Mother’s Day. …you purchased an MP3 player for the sole purpose of downloading sermons. …you adjusted the default settings at Biblegateway from “NIV” to …
A Status Report {November}
Following Lisa’s lead today…starting this month with a status report… Sitting…at my (very messy) desk. Drinking…a cup of (decaf) coffee…with peppermint mocha creamer. Yum. Yes, it is that time of year. Wearing…my favorite, comfy, gray maternity skirt from Old Navy, and a burgundy top…and slippers. Enjoying…a quiet afternoon of lesson planning and grading…surrounded by school books…with a cool fall breeze …