I found this quite funny, and all too appropriate… 
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| Your Candy Heart Says “Get Real†|
 You’re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love.You don’t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.       Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: is all about the person you’re seeing (with no mentions of v-day!) Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and “greeting card†holidays Why you’re hot: you don’t just play hard to get – you are hard to get |